It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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