i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
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