I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Randomize
