My nipple is on Facebook.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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