One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
