I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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