Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
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