Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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