question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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