Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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