I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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