Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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