ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
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