I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
My life is pants optional.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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