I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I have post one night stand depression
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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