so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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