it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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