he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
he was CRYING into my vagina
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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