ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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