if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
All I want is dick and wine.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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