Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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