even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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