I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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