So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
