I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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