Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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