Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Randomize
