There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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