This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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