Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
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Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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