thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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