is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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