So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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