: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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