How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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