i jhust puked up my retainher.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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