gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
40s are totally the cure
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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