Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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