Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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