i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize
