I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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