real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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