everyone is single if you try hard enough
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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