What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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