end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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