She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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