A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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