so that wasnt chicken after all
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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