So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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