her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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