yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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