How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
where am i from again
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
