in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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