I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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