THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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