quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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