did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I just found puke in my bra..
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
This baby is an asshole
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
