Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Enjoy the penises
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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